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The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast feat. Justin Halpern, Patrick Schumacker and Tommy Johnagin

A weekly podcast about relationships, parenthood and comedy, hosted by comedian/cookie enthusiast Tommy Johnagin and paid television comedy writers Justin Halpern & Patrick Schumacker.
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Jul 11, 2017

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, Tommy talks about his experience paying somebody to organize his house for him, the stress of moving, the wild life that lives in their respective homes, Justin explains that his exterminator hates possums more than anybody should, Patrick talk about his family vacation and how much his child hates to drive, Tommy discusses his man boobs, and then the guys talk about getting in shape and, of course, ass hair. 

 

Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or show twitter, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.

 

This episode is brought to you by Zoloft, Wonder Woman, and Zac Efron's trainer.

Jul 4, 2017

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys discuss Justin’s android phone and why he won’t get an iPhone, what would happen if they sent their wives a dick pic, Patrick took a shower with his child for the first (and last) time, the guys body shame themselves and talk about sleeping naked, Justin shares all of the times that he’s shit the bed, and then they reveal that they often blame farts on their children. 

 

Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or show twitter, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.

Jun 27, 2017

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys talk about the dark side of "The Pout-Pout Fish" book, new trends in burglary, home security and saftey, what to do when your child has a meltdown in public, Justin talks about his son's budding friendship with Luis Guzman, different approaches when disciplining your child, the horrors of having a third child, and Tommy reveals that he doesn't want testicular cancer. 

 

Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or show twitter, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.

Jun 20, 2017

This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys answer the age old question "Would you masturbate in front of your grandfather if it helped him reach heaven?", talk about if they want to go to their own funeral, Justin shares an alleged story about Eric Gagne allegedly harassing his former co-worker, the saga of Miles shitting on the potty continues, Tommy reveals that he doesn't understand how bad breath or stomachs work, and vigilante justice.

 

Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or show twitter, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.

 

This episode is not brought to you by Canada Dry or Nickleback. 

Jun 13, 2017

This week on the Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys talk about Tommy being suspicious of people who work with children, “New Age” day care techniques, Justin talks about his kids constantly being sick, they call out 5-year-old Atticus for being a bad architect, Justin tells a story about using Nair on his ass and then using the removed hair as a weapon, and then they wrap things up by talking about their butts.

 

Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address or twitter account, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave only a 5-star review. We don’t need your negativity.

Jun 6, 2017

Season 2 of The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast is here! Hosts Tommy Johnagin, Patrick Schumacker, and Justin Halpern give an update on the “Miles Potty” saga, discuss the trouble of finding alone time once you have children who are sentient, Patrick talks about his daughter’s new Jamaican accent, the guys debate if locking doors when your wife is home is suspicious, the lengths that they’ve gone to avoid having their wives see them jerk off, and then talk about Orlando Bloom paddle boarding naked. 

 

Nobody can remember the password to the show’s email address, so just follow everybody @TommyJohnagin, @PMSchumacker, and @Justin_Halpern. Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave a 5-Star Review! We aren’t accepting any negative reviews at this time.

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